About me:

WARNING: If you are easily offended or don't want to know what's on my mind...then click back or go HERE. Otherwise...enjoy.

(Yes this is me sitting in the middle of the fountains at a mall wearing the Rambo shirt that my cousin Eric gave to me a few years ago for Christmas with a cone on my head...obviously???)

My first portrait was created with a standard sheet of lined paper and the 64 count Crayola Crayon box. I was once disqualified in a coloring contest as a child because they said I had adult help...I'm still bitter about it. I haven't picked up a pencil and paper for "me time" in a long while...I've found that I can create cool shit with a camera...and it doesn't cramp my fingers or strain my eyeballs.

I think people are stupid creatures, but I love being around them because watching how they react to different situations teaches valuable lessons. Why learn from your own mistakes if you can just learn from someone else's? That's not to say that i haven't made mistakes...because I was the King of Bad Decisions and reigned the Pay For Your Mistakes Palace for a few years.

All in all my life has led to my style of photography and outlook on life in general. I love how a photograph can capture a persons emotions and tell what actually happened during that exact second or it can tell a tall tale and extremelely exaggerate with prejudice.

Since you're still reading I'll keep typing...I am easily amused and can often be found watching comedies or out in town laughing at people that wear what you're probably wearing right now. I don't like your hair and I think that your cat is stupid. I will use four letter words...because they're available BUT when it comes down to business...I will respect the situation and most environments that I'm in. Meaning...that I won't let a "FUCK" fly if I'm at your house to snap a family portrait...and I won't hit on the bride while I'm snapping your wedding. Pinky swear.

I can twist emotions and lighting with my art, I can make you cry even if you're completely happy and I can make you mad because I'm way cooler than you. I have big hair and an even bigger brain. Though not all of my personal art and photography is understood...I'm confident that I can capture the photo you need for the project at hand.

If you have any questions regarding my work, or if you'd like to commission me to produce some fantastic images for your office, home or palace...then give me a shout. I'm available pretty much all day any day except some major holidays, click here for our regular operating days and hours.