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Shiny Mammal Fish Suck (for New England fans) - Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Shiny Mammal Fish Suck (for New England fans) - Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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Dude, make up your mind! Are you a fish or are you a mammal? Don't try to be both, stupid poser. You know what really sucks?...is a creature closely related to a porpoise...but isn't one. Especially the ones that are are usually bigger and have conical teeth instead of spade shaped teeth like a porpoise does. And what about all those stupid noises that dolphins make?...ugh, so annoying!! Don't you agree that dolphins suck and porpoises are way better? If you do...then these shirts are for you!
These classic unisex jersey short sleeve t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
